The Sunday Salon: Recipes — Red 40 Cupcakes

Over the past year or so, I’ve really fallen in love with cooking—my intermittent access to kitchens undoubtedly makes it more romantic than utilitarian, but I’ve gone from aping recipes to adapting them. I spent much of my winter holiday perfecting an apple muffin recipe, which is part of my ongoing quest to replace butter and oil in recipes with yogurt and applesauce. (Why? Something something health something something lactose intolerance?) Cooking is certainly a science, but I prefer to think of it as an adventure in alchemy—with delicious results! And this fine, freezing morning (why are you snowing Georgia I thought we were friends), I thought it was high time share those delicious results with you.

I should probably warn you about the kind of eater I am, however. Much as I’ll read anything once, I’ll eat anything once. This sounds like a cute motto until you find yourself craving blood pudding in front of a crowd of vegetarians. In fact, yesterday, during a neighborhood exhibition in Decatur, I accidentally dragged two vegetarian friends of mine into a charcuterie and had moved onto the bacon jam before I realized that we needed to leave. (I don’t even like bacon!) I’ve discovered the precise amount of Shocktarts necessary to make your tongue bleed, I adore curry that you have to cool off with your own tears, and I once made a batch of cookies that came to me in a nightmare. I guess this is what happens when the genetic cocktail shaker spits out a lactose intolerant supertaster, but I just wanted to give you a fair warning.

With that firmly in mind, here are my Red 40 Cupcakes. Well, my—you can’t actually copyright a recipe, did you know that? They’re instructions, so they fall outside of that jurisdiction! The more you know. Still, I adapted a recipe and, upon mixing, was greeted with a whiff of something that reminded me of nothing else so much as strawberry Baby Bottle Pop powder. As a kid, I’d rent something from the local Blockbuster (which is now closed, of course) and buy a strawberry Baby Bottle Pop to go with the film, so that was a major nostalgia bomb for me. My friends and I have designated that indeterminate strawberry-cherry-watermeleon candy flavor Red 40, hence the name.

Given the fact that the flavoring is derived from flavored gelatin, you can substitute any flavor you so desire for the strawberry gelatin. Also, as the recipe calls for six ounces of Greek yogurt (the usual amount for a single serving tub of the stuff), you can use flavored Greek yogurt to punch up the flavor further. However, strawberry Greek yogurt (at least the Chobani kind) aims to taste like real strawberries, and the point here is fake strawberries, so it can confuse the flavor profile. Keep that in mind if you’re going for, say, real lemon flavor over candy lemon flavor. I don’t particularly care for frosting, so I put chocolate candy into the cupcakes instead; these are optional.

Red 40 Cupcakes
adapted from Strawberry Cake II at AllRecipes and Good Cheap Eats

red40cupcakes

1 (18.25 ounce) package white cake mix
1 (3 ounce) package strawberry gelatin
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cold water
3/4 cup (6 oz) plain or vanilla Greek yogurt
4 eggs
Chocolate Candies (Hershey’s Kisses, M&Ms) (optional)

Line muffin tin with cupcake liners. Preheat oven to 350 F. In a large bowl, mix together the cold water and the gelatin. Stir in the cake mix, eggs, yogurt, and flour. If adding chocolate candies, put two tablespoons of cupcake batter in each cupcake liner. Place chocolate candy in the center of the cupcake. Cover with batter, filling the cupcake liner halfway. Bake for 18 to 21 minutes.

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